Posts Tagged ‘Police’

Naked Driver Arrested

Posted: 24th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Law, People
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The Hoover Police reported a naked driver engaged the cops on a slow-speed car chase around the town of Hoover, hitting a few vehicles along the way. WBRC reports that the chase began mid Monday arvo at a Ford vehicle dealership when the man ran into two vehicles. He left the accident in a car [...]

Cats being used for Human Consumption

Posted: 18th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Animals, People
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  Cats being used for Human Consumption   In a case that has shocked even investigators, a California man has been arrested for apparently eating cats.   Jason Wilmert is being held in the Kern County Jail on charges alleging animal cruelty and using a domesticated animal for human consumption.    Jason's neighbors notified sheriff's [...]

Police Officers using Rituals

Posted: 12th December 2011 by Absurd Stories in Law
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Amidst budget cuts and expected layoffs, two employees of the North Miami Police Department had the ingenious plan of using birdseed in an attempt to make the city manager leave.  According to the Santeria religion, there is a superstition whereby putting birdseed in a person’s office or house will make the person leave.  The officer [...]

Introducing the pedal powered police car

Posted: 1st May 2010 by Absurd Stories in Motoring
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Just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier in England, the British Police have just released their latest weapon in the fight against crime, the pedal powered police car. Police believe that their new vehicle with a maximum speech of 20mph, complete with a siren, will help them combat anti-social behaviour which is a large problem in Britain.