Cats being used for Human Consumption

Posted: 18th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Animals, People
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In a report that has astounded even police, a man from California is in jail for apparently cooking and eating cats.
 

Jason Wilmert is currently being charged in the Kern County Jail on accounts alleging animal cruelty and using a domesticated animal for food. 
 
Jason's neighbors called sheriff's deputies when they heard cats crying and screeching at the 36-year-old's home in the suburb Oildale in Bakersfield.
 
The Spokesman for the Sheriff's office Ray Pruitt says he has "never seen anything like this."
 
Pruitt says investigators discovered evidence that led them to believe "he had the intent to use a cat for food," but he couldn't comment directly the information relating to the evidence. The case has been referred to the district attorney.
 
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Arrested on Valenties Day

Posted: 15th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in People
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Things to avoid – Bondage in Public

We have a story of a couple who wanted fullfill their desires with a bondage role play and they themselves ended up in handcuffs.

The Portland couple were taken into custody on Valentine's Day after cops mistook a tied and naked lady in the rear of a car for a crime in progress, The Los Angeles Times reported.

Nikolas Harbar, 31, was only "role-playing" when he allegedly tied up his naked girlfriend, 26-year-old Stephanie Pelzner and restrained her in the rear of his Subaru in the early afternoon, according to a police report. However the ball-and-chain action went awry when cops received a 911 call from a concerned witness who was watching the action.

"Officers continued to check the area, concerned for the welfare of the bound and naked female," the report reads. "The vehicle was spotted … an officer made contact with a male walking away from the car and noticed a bound and naked female in the back of the car."

The man involved told cops that the two "were just having some fun," and the lady involved also confirmed that "she was voluntarily bound a nude." But the cops weren't so quick to laugh it off — After all, they had already sent at least nine patrol cars to look for the sex fiends, Fox News reported.

"The concern is their actions created a pretty substantial public alarm, to the point where you have a 911 caller saying she's concerned about this person tied up naked in the back of a car," Lt. Robert King, bureau spokesman, told the Los Angeles Times. "Why would the officers think it was a Valentine's Day thing … it creates a lot of concern from the public."

Harbar and Pelzner were taken into custody and charged with disorderly conduct, but released later that day, fully clothed.

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Perfect Gift for Valentines Day

Posted: 13th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in People
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Perfect Gift for Valentines Day

Galesnjak is a tiny nearly perfect heart shaped island situated in Pasman channel between Turanj and the Island of Pasman in Croatia.  Because of it's almost perfect heart shape it is also commonly referred to as St Valentine's Island. Becoming a world-wide hot spot after it was discovered by Google Earth browsers.

The tiny nearly perfect heart-shaped island has since become a holiday hit for St Valentine's Day. Weirdly even the uninhabited island's owner did not realise how perfectly heart-shaped the island off the Croatian coast was until he was bombarded with requests from lovers to spend the night there.

The owner Vlado Juresko has said that 'We think it is the most perfect heart-shaped island in the world,' the island has been hastily renamed "Lovers' Island". 'Nobody lives there so if lovers really do want to spend time alone it's the perfect desert island. We always thought it looked a bit like a heart but since it's been on Google Earth everyone else has seen it too and the whole world seems to want to stay here.'

 

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14 Year Old Arrested after Facebook Post

Posted: 12th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Facebook
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After stealing a van which was parked at a tree farm in Gresham, the 14 year old boy has been arrested after a hit and run crash that has left a man critically injured.

Originally from Gresham the, Oregon boy was taken into custody on Wednesday after the boy updated his facebook status to "somehow the police haven't found me yet"

The police proceeded to locate the Facebook user at the Sam Barlow High School.

It is reported the Van the Facebook user was driving sideswiped another vehicle late Tuesday afternoon and rolled a multitude of times.

The Facebook user is now scheduled to go to the Donald E. Long Juvenile Detention Facility on a number of offences.

It is reported that after the chase a squad of K9 followed the Facebook users tracks west Stone Road but were not able to find him then.

The driver of the BMW that was sideswiped was taken to Oregon Health and Science University in critical condition and later upgraded to serious condition, it is reported.

The other drivers name was Dean Jackson Pace, 52, and was driving a BMW SUV. The driver of the SUV had suffered several broken ribs a ruptured spleen and a punctured lung.

Luckily The driver of the SUV was wearing a seat belt and the SUV's airbags deployed.
 

Living with Werewolf Syndrome

Posted: 9th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in People
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In an incredible twist of fate 3 indian sisters are afflicted by one of the most unusual medical conditions in the world, only affecting one billion individuals.

The Sangli sisters are suffering from a rare genetic disorder referred to as werewolf syndrome – where they are completely covered from their head to toe in thick and often black hair.

The three sisters Savita, 23, Monisha, 18, and 16-year-old Savitri Sangli, they reside in a village near Pune, they inherited the hypertrichosis universalis disorder from their genetic father.

The Medical term Hypertrichosis universalis is a genetic mutation, by which cells that normally control hair growth in unusual areas, such as the eyelids and forehead, are left switched on.

Unfortunately the girls have excessive hair growth on their faces, affecting their eyebrows, nose and giving them a beard.

To combat the problem the sisters partake in hair removal cream to keep their condition under wraps on a very temporary basis.

It is possible to have laser surgery for Rs 3,50,000, but the family is not wealthy enough to afford the expensive treatment.

The girl's mother Anita Sambhaji Raut has six daughters in total with 3 of them having werewolf syndrome.

News Anchor Bit on Face by Rescued Dog – Video

Posted: 8th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Animals
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Max, a 3-year-old Argentine Mastiff, fresh off being saved from the freezing waters of the Smith Reservoir, has taken a bite from veteran KUSA anchor Kyle Dyer on the face during a segment being filmed at at 9News studios. Luckily, 9News reports that Dyer is "currently in fair condition and is being evaluated by the trauma team. She is awake and visiting with family who asked that we thank the community for their immediate outpouring of support."

The dog, and it's owner and the rescue firefighter involved in the Smith Reservoir rescue Tuesday afternoon were recording in the 9News studios with Dyer for a follow up report on the dramatic rescue, according to The Denver Post. In the clip below, Dyer is seen kneeling on the floor petting the dog's neck and getting close to it's face (big mistake), when suddenly Max, perhaps still traumatized from the rescue, bares his teeth, lunges and bites Dyer's face.

On the 9News Facebook page, viewers reacted to the bite with sympathy for Dyer's injury. Some expressed that it might have been too early to put the dog on television or that perhaps Dyer may have been too close to the dog's face and that his "reaction was out of trauma."

The 85-pound Argentine Mastiff is lucky to be alive after being rescued from the freezing cold waters of Smith Reservoir, Tuesday afternoon.

 

Virgin at 36, but Fathering 14 Children

Posted: 5th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in People
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Here we have a virgin by the name of Trent Arsenault who has hit the headlines last December when his free sperm bank came under investigation from the US Food and Drug Administration.

The California local who claims to have the "perfect" gene pool, has announced that he is a 36-year-old virgin (wasn’t that a movie).

The revelation on CNN host Anderson Cooper's daytime show, Anderson, means that the self-confessed tech-geek, an expert in Silicon Valley, finds himself in the highly unusual position of never having had sex, but fathering 14 healthy offspring. Mr Arsenault announced: "I coined this term 'donor sexual' and I'll explain it means 100 per cent of my sexual energy is for producing sperm for childless couples to have babies. So I don't have other activity outside of that." An incredulous Mr Cooper asked:

"So you do not have sex?"

"I will probably be the 40-year-old virgin," the donor explained. "Except I'll have 15 plus kids" – a statement that drew applause from the audience, to the confusion of the host. The show saw the virgin dad meet one of his progeny for the first time as Analise, who turns two this week, walked onto the stage.

A visibly emotional Mr Arsenault said the meeting was a "a thrill". The toddler is mothered by a lesbian couple who seemed overjoyed following the donor's decision to help them conceive.

Must admit that being a virgin at 36 is better than attempting to have sex with animals

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