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		<title>Blind Runners being Sued</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blind Runners Being Sued Two professional Paralympians Brothers Jon and Jason Dunkerley from Canada who were both born blind, are currently facing a personal-injury lawsuit for crashing into another runner on a morning jog along Ottawa&#39;s Rideau Canal in 2010. Amazingly the brothers are currently being sued for $350,000 in a judgement of claim lodged [...]]]></description>
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<p>Two Top Paralympians Jon and Jason Dunkerley from Canada who were both born totally blind, are currently facing a <a href="http://weirdlawsuits.com/?s=personal+injury">personal-injury lawsuit </a>for crashing into another <a href="http://runabroad.com">runner</a> on a morning <a href="http://joggingspot.com">jog</a> along Ottawa&#39;s Rideau Canal in 2010.</p>
<p>Amazingly the brothers are being <a href="http://weirdlawsuits.com/tag/sued/">sued</a> for $350,000 in a statement of claim lodged by jogger Mimi Lepage, who has since had to have hip surgery after the incident on the morning of Jan. 24, 2010.</p>
<p><a href="http://weirdlawsuits.com/funny-lawsuits/blind-joggers-being-sued/" rel="" style="" target="" title=""><img alt="" class="alignright size-full wp-image-956" height="205" src="http://weirdlawsuits.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/brothers.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="Brothers" width="286" /></a>Her statement of claim details that she will need ongoing treatment and professional help for the remainder of her life, reporting tears of the hip, and injuries to her elbow and shoulder. However none of the allegations have been proven in court.</p>
<p>The collision occured around 10 a.m. on Jan. 24, 2010 along the Rideau Canal <a href="http://joggingspot.com">jogging</a> path.</p>
<p>The claimant reports that after the collision the Dunkerleys dropped on top of Lepage, damaging her so badly she had difficulty walking and has been not able to tend to housekeeping, let alone <a href="http://runabroad.com">run</a>.</p>
<p>&#8220;The collision was caused by the negligence of the defendants, Jon and Jason, who, as elite runners and users of the public recreational path, owed a duty to other users of the path not to create a risk or harm to those users,&#39;&#39; the statement of claim alleges.</p>
<p>This <a href="http://weirdlawsuits.com/category/funny-lawsuits/">Funny Lawsuit </a>against the blind runners also claims they were &#8220;running at an unsafe speed given the circumstances, including their abilities, their method of communicating with their guides, the terrain of the path, the size of their running group, and the number of other users of the path at the time.&#39;&#39;</p>
<p>The lawsuit also alleges that the group of runners attempted &#8220;to pass other users of the recreational path when it was unsafe to do so&#39;&#39; and that the nine-member formation failed to share the popular <a href="http://joggingspot.com">jogging</a> path.</p>
<p>Lepage&#39;s statement of claim alleges that the blind runners &#8220;owed a duty of care to other users of the recreational path not to create a hazard or situation of danger that the other users cannot avoid.&#39;&#39;</p>
<p>The claim also states that the <a href="http://runabroad.com">running</a> group failed to &#8220;take other evasive measures to avoid striking Ms. Lepage.&#39;&#39;</p>
<p>Lepage also named her son, born in 2002, as a plaintiff in the claim. In that part of the claim she has cited &#8220;loss of care, guidance and companionship.&#39;&#39;</p>
<p>Reached Thursday, Jon Dunkerley, 31, told the Ottawa Citizen that he feels &#8220;horrible&#39;&#39; about what happened to Lepage but said it was an accident. He said he is seeking legal advice with the full intention of vigorously defending himself, as is his brother.</p>
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		<title>Large Breasts for Road Safety</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 12:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Large Breasts for Road Safety We all knew breasts had a purpose but this is taking it to another level. A TEXAS model was saved in a vehicle collision &#8211; by her 38KKK boobs. It is reported that Sheyla Hershey survived with only bruising. &#34;They saved my life,&#34; the 32-year-old model said. &#34;They cushioned the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/large-breasts-for-road-safety" target="_blank">Large Breasts for Road Safety</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/large-breasts-for-road-safety" rel="" style="" target="" title=""><img alt="" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1234" height="227" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/large-breasts-300x227.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="large breasts" width="300" /></a>We all knew breasts had a purpose but this is taking it to another level. A model from Texas was protected in a car accident &#8211; with thanks to her 38KKK boobs.</p>
<p>	It is reported that Sheyla Hershey escaped with minor bruising.</p>
<p>	&quot;They saved my life,&quot; the beautiful 32-year-old babe said. &quot;They cushioned the impact of the blow. I would be dead without them. My breasts stopped my face and my head being hit. I am so thankful for them.&quot;</p>
<p>	The model, who has had at least ten boob jobs and plans to increase her bust size to 38MMM, was in the accident near her residence in Houston.</p>
<p>	&quot;I was on my way to meet my husband and our two kids at a friend&#39;s house, but I started to feel dizzy,&quot; she said.</p>
<p>	&quot;I swerved to avoid a dog and ended up writing off my car. I hit a tree, spun round three times and then hit another tree on the other side of the road. But I am OK. It could have been much worse.&quot;</p>
<p>	<strong>With such added safety features of large breasts, it can be now inforced that large breasts should be a Road Safety requirement, just like seat belts.</strong><br />
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		<title>Cats being used for Human Consumption</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 21:56:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Cats being used for Human Consumption &#160; In a report that has disgusted even the cops, a California man has been arrested for allegedly eating cats. &#160; Jason Louis Wilmert is currently being retained in the Kern County Jail on charges alleging pet cruelty and using a domesticated animal for human consumption.&#160; &#160; Jason&#39;s [...]]]></description>
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<div>In a case that has disgusted even investigators, a California man has been arrested for apparently making meals and eating cats.</div>
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<div>Jason Wilmert is currently being held in the Kern County Jail on charges pertaining to animal cruelty and using a pet for food.&nbsp;</div>
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<div>Neighbors called sheriff&#39;s deputies when they heard cats wailing and wailing at the 36-year-old&#39;s home in the Bakersfield suburb of Oildale.</div>
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<div>Sheriff&#39;s spokesman Ray Pruitt says he has &quot;never seen anything like this.&quot;</div>
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<div>Pruitt says police discovered evidence that led them to believe &quot;he had the intent to use a cat for food,&quot; but he couldn&#39;t comment directly the information relating to the evidence. The case has been referred to the district attorney.</div>
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		<title>Arrested on Valenties Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 20:46:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things to avoid &#8211; Bondage in Public We have a story of a couple who were trying to fill out their fantasies with a bondage sex play and they themselves ended up in handcuffs. The couple who are from Oregon were arrested on Valentine&#39;s Day after police mistook a bound and completely naked woman in [...]]]></description>
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<p>We have a report of a couple who were trying to fill out their fantasies with a bondage sex play and they themselves ended up in handcuffs.</p>
<p>	The Portland couple were arrested on 14th February or Valentines Day after cops mistook a tied and naked lady in the back of a car for a crime in progress, The Los Angeles Times reported.</p>
<p>	<img alt="" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1217" height="219" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Bondage-in-Public-300x219.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="Bondage in Public" width="300" />Nikolas Harbar, 31, says he was only &quot;role-playing&quot; when he allegedly tied up his naked girlfriend, 26-year-old Stephanie Pelzner and locked her in the back of his Subaru just after lunch, according to a police report. But the bondage role-play went awry when cops received a 911 call from a concerned witness who was watching the action.</p>
<p>	&quot;Officers continued to check the area, concerned for the welfare of the bound and naked female,&quot; the report reads. &quot;The vehicle was spotted &#8230; an officer made contact with a male walking away from the car and noticed a bound and naked female in the back of the car.&quot;</p>
<p>	Harbar told cops that the two &quot;were just having some fun,&quot; and the lady involved also confirmed that &quot;she was voluntarily bound a nude.&quot; But police weren&#39;t so easy to laugh it off &#8212; After all, they had already sent at least nine patrol cars to look for the couple, Fox News reported.</p>
<p>	&quot;The concern is their actions created a pretty substantial public alarm, to the point where you have a 911 caller saying she&#39;s concerned about this person tied up naked in the back of a car,&quot; Lt. Robert King, bureau spokesman, told the Los Angeles Times. &quot;Why would the officers think it was a Valentine&#39;s Day thing &#8230; it creates a lot of concern from the public.&quot;</p>
<p>	Harbar and Pelzner were arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, but released later that day, fully clothed.</p>
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		<title>Perfect Gift for Valentines Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perfect Gift for Valentines Day Galesnjak is a small georgeous heart shaped island situated in Pasman channel which is between Turanj and the Island of Pasman in Croatia.&#160; Because of it&#39;s almost perfect heart shape it is also known as St Valentine&#39;s Island. Turning into a world-wide hot spot after it was spotted by Google [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/perfect-gift-for-valentines-day" target="_self">Perfect Gift for Valentines Day</a></p>
<p><img alt="" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1214" height="216" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/heart-shaped-islet-of-galesnjak-300x216.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="Heart Shaped Island of Galesnjak" width="300" />Galesnjak is a small nearly perfect heart shaped island placed in Pasman channel between Turanj and the Island of Pasman in Croatia.&nbsp; Because of it&#39;s almost perfect heart shape it is also referred as Lovers Island. It became a world-wide sensation after it was located by Google Earth browsers.</p>
<p>	The small almost perfect heart-shaped island has since become a holiday sensation for St Valentine&#39;s Day. Weirdly even the uninhabited island&#39;s owner didn&#39;t realise how perfectly heart-shaped the island off the Croatian coast was until he was overwhelmed with requests from Valentines Day goers to spend the night there.</p>
<p>	The owner Vlado Juresko has been quoted as saying that &#39;We think it is the most perfect heart-shaped island in the world,&#39; the island has been quickly renamed &quot;Lovers&#39; Island&quot;. &#39;Nobody lives there so if lovers really do want to spend time alone it&#39;s the perfect desert island. We always thought it looked a bit like a heart but since it&#39;s been on Google Earth everyone else has seen it too and the whole world seems to want to stay here.&#39;</p>
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		<title>14 Year Old Arrested after Facebook Post</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 08:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After stealing a van located on a tree farm in Gresham, the 14 year old boy has been taken into custody after a hit and run accident that has left a 52 year old man critically injured. The 14-year-old Gresham, Oregon boy was taken into police custody on Wednesday after the 14 year old updated [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1204" height="163" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Van-Accident-300x163.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="Van Accident" width="300" />After stealing a van which was parked at a tree farm in Gresham, the 14 year old boy has been arrested after a hit and run crash that has left a 52 year old man critically injured.</p>
<p>	The 14-year-old Gresham, Oregon boy was taken into custody on Wednesday after the boy posted an update on his facebook status to &quot;somehow the police haven&#39;t found me yet&quot;</p>
<p>	The police have then located the 14 year old at the Sam Barlow High School.</p>
<p>	It is reported the Van the 14 year old was driving sideswiped another vehicle late Tuesday afternoon and rolled a number of times.</p>
<p>	The 14 year old is now booked in to go to the Donald E. Long Juvenile Detention Facility on a number of offences.</p>
<p>	It is reported that after the chase a squad of K9 followed the boy tracks west Stone Road but were unable to find the boy then.</p>
<p>	The driver of the BMW that was hit was rushed to Oregon Health and Science University in critical condition and later upgraded to serious condition, it is reported.</p>
<p>	The other drivers name was Dean Jackson Pace, 52, and was driving a BMW SUV. The driver of the SUV had suffered several broken ribs a ruptured spleen and a punctured lung.</p>
<p>	Luckily The driver of the SUV was wearing a seat belt and the SUV&#39;s airbags deployed.<br />
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		<title>Living with Werewolf Syndrome</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an incredible twist of fate 3 sisters are affected by one of the strangest condition in the world, only affecting one billion individuals. The Sangli sisters are suffering from a very unusual genetic disorder known as werewolf syndrome &#8211; whereby they are covered from head to toe in very thick hair. Named Savita, 23, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In an incredible twist of fate three indian sisters are affected by one of the rarest medical conditions in the world, only affecting one billion individuals.</p>
<p><img alt="" class="alignright size-full wp-image-1197" height="248" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Werewolf-sisters.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="Werewolf sisters" width="288" />Three Sangli sisters are suffering from a rare genetic disorder referred to as werewolf syndrome &ndash; where they are covered from head to toe in thick and often black hair.</p>
<p>Named Savita, 23, Monisha, 18, and 16-year-old Savitri Sangli, they reside in a village near Pune, doctors believe they were passed down the hypertrichosis universalis disorder from their genetic father.</p>
<p>The Medical term Hypertrichosis universalis is a unusual genetic mutation, in which cells that normally turn off hair growth in uncommon areas, such as the eyelids and forehead, are left switched on.</p>
<p>The girls have excessive hair growth on their faces, which affects their eyebrows, nose and portrays them a beard.</p>
<p>To combat the problem the sisters partake in hair removal cream to keep their condition under wraps on a short term basis.</p>
<p>It is possible to have laser surgery for Rs 3,50,000, but the family is not wealthy enough to afford the specialised treatment.</p>
<p>The mother Anita Sambhaji Raut has 6 daughters in total with three of them living with werewolf syndrome.</p>
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		<title>News Anchor Bit on Face by Rescued Dog &#8211; Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Max, a 3-year-old Argentine Mastiff, fresh off being saved from the freezing waters of the Smith Reservoir, has taken a bite from veteran KUSA anchor Kyle Dyer on the face during a segment being filmed at at 9News studios. Luckily, 9News reports that Dyer is &#34;currently in fair condition and is being evaluated by the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Max, a 3-year-old Argentine Mastiff, fresh off being saved from the freezing waters of the Smith Reservoir, has taken a bite from veteran KUSA anchor Kyle Dyer on the face during a segment being filmed at at <a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/news-anchor-bit-on-face-by-rescued-dog-video/attack" rel="attachment wp-att-1193"><img alt="" class="alignright size-full wp-image-1193" height="201" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Attack.jpg" title="Attack" width="293" /></a>9News studios. Luckily, 9News reports that Dyer is &quot;currently in fair condition and is being evaluated by the trauma team. She is awake and visiting with family who asked that we thank the community for their immediate outpouring of support.&quot;</p>
<p>The dog, and it&#39;s owner and the rescue firefighter involved in the Smith Reservoir rescue Tuesday afternoon were recording in the 9News studios with Dyer for a follow up report on the dramatic rescue, according to The Denver Post. In the clip below, Dyer is seen kneeling on the floor petting the dog&#39;s neck and getting close to it&#39;s face (big mistake), when suddenly Max, perhaps still traumatized from the rescue, bares his teeth, lunges and bites Dyer&#39;s face.</p>
<p>	On the 9News <a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/category/absurd-facebook" target="_self">Facebook</a> page, viewers reacted to the bite with sympathy for Dyer&#39;s injury. Some expressed that it might have been too early to put the dog on television or that perhaps Dyer may have been too close to the dog&#39;s face and that his &quot;reaction was out of trauma.&quot;</p>
<p>	The 85-pound Argentine Mastiff is lucky to be alive after being rescued from the freezing cold waters of Smith Reservoir, Tuesday afternoon.</p>
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		<title>Virgin at 36, but Fathering 14 Children</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 10:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we have a virgin by the name of Trent Arsenault who has hit the headlines last December when his free sperm bank came under investigation from the US Food and Drug Administration. The California local who claims to have the &#34;perfect&#34; gene pool, has announced that he is a 36-year-old virgin (wasn&#8217;t that a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here we have a virgin by the name of Trent Arsenault who has hit the headlines last December when his free sperm bank came under investigation from the US Food and Drug Administration.</p>
<p><img alt="" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1187" height="251" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Virgin-300x251.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="Virgin" width="300" />The California local who claims to have the &quot;perfect&quot; gene pool, has announced that he is a 36-year-old virgin (wasn&rsquo;t that a movie).</p>
<p>The revelation on CNN host Anderson Cooper&#39;s daytime show, Anderson, means that the self-confessed tech-geek, an expert in Silicon Valley, finds himself in the highly unusual position of never having had sex, but fathering 14 healthy offspring. Mr Arsenault announced: &quot;I coined this term &#39;donor sexual&#39; and I&#39;ll explain it means 100 per cent of my sexual energy is for producing sperm for childless couples to have babies. So I don&#39;t have other activity outside of that.&quot; An incredulous Mr Cooper asked:</p>
<p>&quot;So you do not have sex?&quot;</p>
<p>&quot;I will probably be the 40-year-old virgin,&quot; the donor explained. &quot;Except I&#39;ll have 15 plus kids&quot; &#8211; a statement that drew applause from the audience, to the confusion of the host. The show saw the virgin dad meet one of his progeny for the first time as Analise, who turns two this week, walked onto the stage.</p>
<p>A visibly emotional Mr Arsenault said the meeting was a &quot;a thrill&quot;. The toddler is mothered by a lesbian couple who seemed overjoyed following the donor&#39;s decision to help them conceive.</p>
<p>Must admit that being a <a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/virgin-at-36" target="_self">virgin at 36</a> is better than attempting to have <a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/sex-with-animals" target="_self">sex with animals</a></p>
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		<title>Witch Cottage Discovered</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The discovery of a 400 year old witch cottage comes only few months away from the 400th anniversary of the Pendal witch trials and represent a great discovery according to archaeologists, similar to that of finding the tomb of King Tut.&#160; The cottage was discovered by British engineers on a construction project in Lancashire.&#160; The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The discovery of a 400 year old<a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/witch-cottage-discovered" target="_self"> witch cottage</a> comes only few months away from the 400<sup>th</sup> anniversary of the Pendal witch trials and represent a great discovery according to archaeologists, similar to that of finding the tomb of King Tut.&nbsp; The cottage was discovered by British engineers on a construction project in Lancashire.&nbsp;</p>
<p><img alt="" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1168" height="174" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Witch-Cottage-Discovered-300x174.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="Witch Cottage Discovered" width="300" />The cottage was found in excellent condition and to top it all, even a mummified cat was found which belonged to the Pendle witches.&nbsp; It is believed that the cat was buried alive into the brick wall as a way to ward off evil spirits.&nbsp; The cottage is in such great condition that people can even walk through it and get a feel of what it was like in the past for the witches.&nbsp;</p>
<p>The building is found in an area known for its history related to witch trials that took place in the 17<sup>th</sup> century.&nbsp; Some people are even speculating that this might be the Malkin Tower which has been at the source of rumors for centuries now.&nbsp; At the site several items were discovered including a 19<sup>th</sup> century kitchen range, a tin bath and a Victorian crockery.</p>
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