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		<title>Miss Universe Transgender Contestant loses</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 06:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well the first-ever transgender contestant to compete in the Miss Universe Canada pageant has sadly lost her bid to win the title. Thats right, this miss universe contestant was born a male. Jenna ( or is it Jack) Talackova, 23, competed with 61 contestants Saturday night. She was among the final 12 contestants. Talackova, who [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/miss-universe-transgender-contestant-loses/missuniversetransgender" rel="attachment wp-att-1382" style="" target="" title=""><img alt="" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1382" height="170" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/missuniversetransgender-300x170.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="missuniversetransgender" width="300" /></a>Well the first-ever transgender contestant to compete in the Miss Universe Canada pageant has sadly lost her bid to win the title. Thats right, this miss universe contestant was born a male.</p>
<p>Jenna ( or is it Jack) Talackova, 23, competed with 61 contestants Saturday night. She was among the final 12 contestants.</p>
<p>Talackova, who was born a male, underwent a sex change four years ago. The Vancouver, British Columbia, native was initially denied entry to Canada&#39;s pageant because she was not a natural-born female. Donald Trump, who runs the Miss Universe Organization, subsequently overruled that decision.</p>
<p>The 6-foot-1 (1.8-meter-1 centimeter) blond beauty strutted the runway and competed in the bikini and formal wear contests.</p>
<p>The winner advances to the international Miss Universe competition in December.</p>
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		<title>The Possession</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 01:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Absurd Stories</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Possession]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Produced by Sam Raimi (The Evil Dead, Spider-Man), The Possession is one of the summer&#8217;s main out-and-out horror films, and will be facing tough competition in the final weekend of the summer going head-to-head with [Rec] 3: Genesis. The first trailer for The Possession has debuted over at Yahoo Movies, giving us our first look [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/the-possession/the-possession-2" rel="attachment wp-att-1377" style="" target="" title=""><img alt="" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1377" height="237" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/The-Possession.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="The Possession" width="182" /></a>Produced by Sam Raimi (The Evil Dead, Spider-Man), The Possession is one of the summer&rsquo;s main out-and-out horror films, and will be facing tough competition in the final weekend of the summer going head-to-head with [Rec] 3: Genesis.</p>
<p>	The first trailer for The Possession has debuted over at Yahoo Movies, giving us our first look at the film, starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Watchmen) and Kyra Sedgwick (Gamer) as increasingly concerned parents of the young Natasha Callis (The Firm).</p>
<p>	&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &ldquo;Clyde and Stephanie Brenek see little cause for alarm when their youngest daughter Em becomes oddly obsessed with an antique wooden box she purchased at a yard sale. But as Em&rsquo;s behavior becomes increasingly erratic, the couple fears the presence of a malevolent force in their midst, only to discover that the box was built to contain a dibbuk, a dislocated spirit that inhabits and ultimately devours its human host.&rdquo;</p>
<p>	Directed by Ole Bornedal (Nightwatch), returning with his first English-language film in a decade, directing from a script co-written by frequent collaborators Juliet Snowden and Stiles White (Knowing).</p>
<p>	The Possession will be released in the UK and US on 31st August, which (as noted) puts it head-to-head with Paco Plaza&rsquo;s return to the REC franchise here in the UK, but puts it a week earlier than [REC] 3&rsquo;s release in the US, where the latter will be released on 7th September. Here&rsquo;s the first trailer to see what Bornedal has in store for us.</p>
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		<title>Loch Ness in Chippewa River</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 09:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Loch Ness in Chippewa River The Loch Ness monster has taken a holiday, and what a better place than Wisconsin &#8211; and state officials need the legendary lady to leave. Department of Natural Resources spokesman Dan Baumann says a sculpture of Nessie is illegally obstructing and protruding out of the Chippewa River in Eau Claire [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/loch-ness-in-chippewa-river/chippewa-river-lochness" rel="attachment wp-att-1371" style="" target="" title=""><img alt="" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1371" height="337" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Chippewa-River-Lochness.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="Chippewa River Lochness" width="600" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/loch-ness-in-chippewa-river">Loch Ness in Chippewa River</a></p>
<p>The Loch Ness monster is on vacation, and what a better place than Wisconsin &#8211; and state officials wish to have the very legendary monster to be removed.</p>
<p>	Department of Natural Resources spokesman Dan Baumann says a sculpture of Nessie is illegally obstructing and protruding out of the Chippewa River in Eau Claire and needs to be taken out by the very person who placed it there.</p>
<p>	The sculpture&#39;s father remains a mystery, although a person who anonymously emailed the Eau Claire Leader-Telegram on Thursday said it would be taken out within 10 days.</p>
<p>Retailer Menards says it would like to acquire the guerrilla art and that the monster could make her home in retention ponds at the home improvement chain&#39;s Eau Claire property.</p>
<p>	The Loch Ness monster was initially &quot;spotted&quot; at Loch Ness, a waterway some 15 kilometres south of Inverness, Scotland, back 1933.<br />
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		<title>Doomsday Units for Sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 00:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larry Hall, who is a Condo developer is already 1/4 sold out of upscale doomsday units he is building in an abandoned underground Cold War-era Atlas-F missile silo near Salina, Kan. He told an Agence France-Presse reporter in April that his 14-story structure would house seven floors of apartments ($1 million to $2 million each, [...]]]></description>
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<p>Larry Hall, who is a Condo developer is already 1/4 sold out of upscale <a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/doomsday-units">doomsday units</a> he is building in an abandoned underground Cold War-era Atlas-F missile silo near Salina, Kan. He told an Agence France-Presse reporter in April that his 14-story structure would house seven floors of apartments ($1 million to $2 million each, cash up front), with the rest devoted to dry food storage, filtered-water tanks and an indoor farm, which would raise fish and vegetables to sustain residents for five years.</p>
<p>The 9-foot-thick concrete walls (built to protect rockets from a Soviet nuclear attack) would be buttressed by entrance security to ward off the savages who were not wise enough to prepare against famine, meteors, nuclear war and the like. Hall said he expects to be sold out this year and begin work on another of the three silos he has options to buy.<br />
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		<title>Real Life Barbie?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 09:51:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MOST females grow up playing with Barbie dolls. Some even want to look like them. One 21-year-old has turn out to be one, or so she says. Valeria Lukyanova has grown to be an internet sensation in her home country of Russia, claiming on her blog to be the most famed girl on the Russian-language [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/real-life-barbie/real-life-barbie" rel="attachment wp-att-1361" style="" target="" title=""><img alt="" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1361" height="300" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Real-Life-Barbie-274x300.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="Real Life Barbie" width="274" /></a>MOST ladies grow up playing with Barbie dolls. Some even need to look like them. A single 21-year-old has become one, or so she says.</p>
<p>	Valeria Lukyanova has turned out to be a web celebrity in her home country of Russia, claiming on her blog that she has become the most famed woman on the Russian-language internet.</p>
<p>	Her doll-like features, long golden-haired resulted in her look like a real life Barbie.</p>
<p>	Horrified viewers have slammed the girl on her looks. One commented: She looks not just ugly, yet ridiculous although one more wrote: &quot;A woman with completely ideal features is reall a bit boring woman.&quot;</p>
<p>	Others had been kinder towards the golden-haired beauty. One asked: &quot;Isn&#39;t it an unhealthy obsession seeking to look like a Barbie doll&quot;</p>
<p>	But the big issue remains unanswered: Is Valeria real or is a little of an elaborate Photoshop hoax?</p>
<p>	More &quot;normal&quot; images of her are on her Facebook page and are of the 21-year-old putting on much a smaller amount of make-up suggesting she does exists.<br />
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		<title>Daughter Picks Winning Lottery Ticket</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 02:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The number of &#34;Ways of ruining your kids&#34; is about a trillion miles long, and somewhere between &#34;reading bedtime stories too scary&#34; and &#34;comparing kids&#34; there is this gem: have your kids select winning lottery numbers &#160; Because for Afsheen Ahsan, this strangely worked. Her 2-year-old daughter, Anaya Hussein, touched a lottery ticket, so she [...]]]></description>
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<p>The number of &quot;Ways of ruining your kids lives&quot; is about a million miles long, and mixed in the middle of &quot;reading bedtime stories too scary&quot; and &quot;comparing kids&quot; there is this cracker: have your kids <a href="http://lotterytips.com.au/">pick winning lottery numbers</a></p>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Because for Afsheen Ahsan, this strangely worked. Afsheen&#39;s 2-year-old daughter, Anaya Hussein, put her hands on a lottery ticket, so Anaya&#39;s mother purchased it. And of course THEY WON $1 million.&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>The mother said the only reason I bought that lottery ticket was because Anaya touched it. &quot;If she had not touched it, I would not have taken it. She is lucky.&quot; So now this is going to hang over Anaya&#39;s head for the rest of your life? She is a lucky charm! We now wonder if Anaya will work more miracles for her parents? &quot;Anaya, do it again! Choose the Powerball for me!&quot; &quot;Anaya, which pair of socks that I wear today? You pick for me, you are Lucky!&quot;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Luck is a scary thing to hang in a child, because they have absolutely no control over it. This may be the only lucky thing Anaya touches the rest of her life but it still too much pressure. What if your parents start expecting great things from Anaya?&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>What a strange thing for her to grow up with, always knowing that your family receives $ 30,000 in free income just because she happened to give a lottery ticket at random pat. I think parents should just leave it outside. It has a nice story for adults, but it is too much for the child.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Have you ever let your kids <a href="http://lotterytips.com.au/">pick winning lottery numbers</a>?</div>
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		<title>Humans Lifetime Food Consumption</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 09:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Absurd Stories</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[During your lifetime, you&#39;ll eat about 60,000 pounds of food. That&#39;s the weight of about 6 elephants.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>During your lifetime, you&#39;ll eat about 60,000 pounds of food. That&#39;s the weight of about 6 elephants.</p>
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		<title>Facebook mums have school yard fight</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2012 11:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Absurd Stories</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is not strange for a school fight to be started due to Facebook &#8211; except, perhaps, when the people involved are two adults and mothers at that. The mothers of the children from a British school, were arguing online about a upcoming party, and could not settle the argument so they agreed to meet [...]]]></description>
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<p>It is not unusual for a school yard fight to be started because of <a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/category/absurd-facebook">Facebook</a> &#8211; except, perhaps, when the organizers are two adults and mothers at that.</p>
<p>The mothers of the children from a British school, were tiffing on facebook about a upcoming party, and could not settle the argument so they agreed to meet outside their children&#39;s school after dropping their children off. The mothers fought at 9 am but was quickly broken up by local police. Shame they did not decide to fight in <a href="http://dreamy.com.au">lingerie</a>.</p>
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		<title>Vampire Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 11:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Absurd Stories</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the stunning face of &#34;The Vampire Woman&#34; Maria Jose Cristerna &#8211; she takes the trend for body art to a completely new dimension. &#160; The tattoo artist and university trained solicitor has shown her amazing look in an exhibition of tattoos in the northeastern city of Monterrey recently. &#160; She says she was [...]]]></description>
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<div>This is the stunning face of &quot;The Vampire Woman&quot; Maria Jose Cristerna &#8211; who takes the idea for body art to a entirely new level.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>The <a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/tag/tattoo">tattoo</a> artist and trained lawyer has displayed her scary appearance in an exhibition of tattoos in the northeastern city of Monterrey recently.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>She says she was inked after suffering domestic violence, adding: &quot;The tattoos were a form of liberation for me.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&quot;My family was and is deeply Catholic. I studied at a religious school, I fell in love, got married at age 17, followed a career. I wanted to make things right.&quot;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>She says that constant beatings and abuse in the home lead to this reinvention and led to the inking of almost 100 percent of her body.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Maria has also added multiple piercings on her face and titanium implants to create &quot;horned&quot; look beneath the skin at the temples and forehead.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>The mother of four, 35, has even had dental implants to create &quot;fangs&quot; to complete your look &#8211; but says that she still lives a &quot;normal life&quot;.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Maria said: &quot;The horns I have are a symbol of strength and implanted without anesthesia, the fangs were done because I loved vampires as a little girl and I changed the color of my eyes to be what I want them to be. &quot;.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>And yet the transformation is still not complete &#8211; Maria plans to have more titanium implants placed in the back of the head.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>She said: &quot;The tattoo is my way of being immortal, of really being a vampire and not dying &#8211; so I quit my job and put tattoos on other people.&quot;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Read about the&nbsp;<a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/worlds-most-tattooed-man">Worlds most Tattooed Man</a>&nbsp;or the&nbsp;<a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/most-tattooed-senior-citizen">Most Tattooed Senior Citizen</a></div>
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		<title>Spiders Overtake Australian City</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2012 06:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Absurd Stories</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just like a scene out of &#34;Arachnophobia&#34;, local spiders have covered in silk an Australian town to reach higher ground. The intense floods near the capital city of Melbourne has taken some 8,000 people from their principle residences last week, but also sent millions of little spiders and their silk into local trees. &#160; The [...]]]></description>
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<p>Like a scene right from &quot;Arachnophobia&quot;, local spiders have covered in silk an Australian town to reach higher ground.</p>
<div>Major flooding near the city of Melbourne has taken some 8,000 residents from their homes last week, but also sent millions of wolf spiders and their silk into local shrubs.</div>
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<div>The spiders escaping the rising waters have left behind an odd display: a sea of silk &#8211; and spiders &#8211; covering local farms and trees.</div>
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<div>&quot;Everything is silver. It&#39;s like snow in the trees &#8230;. Everything is silk,&quot; said resident Dennis Lane Melbourne ABC Sydney. &quot;Just at the bottom of the hill from my place, the trees are covered with them. There are just all walk out of the water &nbsp;and&#8230;.. They were heading my way.&quot;</div>
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<div>The small wolf spiders, are common and very harmless creatures, they can cast a single silk thread to &quot;balloon&quot; themselves over long distances, according to Discovery News. Since millions of them are trying to escape the rising waters, it almost seems that they weave a giant cobweb over the city &#8211; but Discovery News notes that previous reports that called them webs are described as inaccurate.</div>
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