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		<title>Miss Universe Transgender Contestant loses</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 06:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well the first-ever transgender contestant to compete in the Miss Universe Canada pageant has sadly lost her bid to win the title. Thats right, this miss universe contestant was born a male. Jenna ( or is it Jack) Talackova, 23, competed with 61 contestants Saturday night. She was among the final 12 contestants. Talackova, who [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/miss-universe-transgender-contestant-loses/missuniversetransgender" rel="attachment wp-att-1382" style="" target="" title=""><img alt="" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1382" height="170" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/missuniversetransgender-300x170.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="missuniversetransgender" width="300" /></a>Well the first-ever transgender contestant to compete in the Miss Universe Canada pageant has sadly lost her bid to win the title. Thats right, this miss universe contestant was born a male.</p>
<p>Jenna ( or is it Jack) Talackova, 23, competed with 61 contestants Saturday night. She was among the final 12 contestants.</p>
<p>Talackova, who was born a male, underwent a sex change four years ago. The Vancouver, British Columbia, native was initially denied entry to Canada&#39;s pageant because she was not a natural-born female. Donald Trump, who runs the Miss Universe Organization, subsequently overruled that decision.</p>
<p>The 6-foot-1 (1.8-meter-1 centimeter) blond beauty strutted the runway and competed in the bikini and formal wear contests.</p>
<p>The winner advances to the international Miss Universe competition in December.</p>
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		<title>The Possession</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 01:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Absurd Stories</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Possession]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Produced by Sam Raimi (The Evil Dead, Spider-Man), The Possession is one of the summer&#8217;s main out-and-out horror films, and will be facing tough competition in the final weekend of the summer going head-to-head with [Rec] 3: Genesis. The first trailer for The Possession has debuted over at Yahoo Movies, giving us our first look [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/the-possession/the-possession-2" rel="attachment wp-att-1377" style="" target="" title=""><img alt="" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1377" height="237" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/The-Possession.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="The Possession" width="182" /></a>Produced by Sam Raimi (The Evil Dead, Spider-Man), The Possession is one of the summer&rsquo;s main out-and-out horror films, and will be facing tough competition in the final weekend of the summer going head-to-head with [Rec] 3: Genesis.</p>
<p>	The first trailer for The Possession has debuted over at Yahoo Movies, giving us our first look at the film, starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Watchmen) and Kyra Sedgwick (Gamer) as increasingly concerned parents of the young Natasha Callis (The Firm).</p>
<p>	&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &ldquo;Clyde and Stephanie Brenek see little cause for alarm when their youngest daughter Em becomes oddly obsessed with an antique wooden box she purchased at a yard sale. But as Em&rsquo;s behavior becomes increasingly erratic, the couple fears the presence of a malevolent force in their midst, only to discover that the box was built to contain a dibbuk, a dislocated spirit that inhabits and ultimately devours its human host.&rdquo;</p>
<p>	Directed by Ole Bornedal (Nightwatch), returning with his first English-language film in a decade, directing from a script co-written by frequent collaborators Juliet Snowden and Stiles White (Knowing).</p>
<p>	The Possession will be released in the UK and US on 31st August, which (as noted) puts it head-to-head with Paco Plaza&rsquo;s return to the REC franchise here in the UK, but puts it a week earlier than [REC] 3&rsquo;s release in the US, where the latter will be released on 7th September. Here&rsquo;s the first trailer to see what Bornedal has in store for us.</p>
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		<title>Loch Ness in Chippewa River</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 09:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Loch Ness in Chippewa River The Loch Ness monster has taken a vacation, and what a better place than Wisconsin &#8211; and state officials wish to have the legendary lady to leave. Department of Natural Resources spokesman Dan Baumann says a sculpture of Nessie is illegally obstructing and protruding out of the Chippewa River in [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/loch-ness-in-chippewa-river/chippewa-river-lochness" rel="attachment wp-att-1371" style="" target="" title=""><img alt="" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1371" height="337" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Chippewa-River-Lochness.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="Chippewa River Lochness" width="600" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/loch-ness-in-chippewa-river">Loch Ness in Chippewa River</a></p>
<p>The Loch Ness monster wanted a vacation, and what a better place than Wisconsin &#8211; and state officials need the very legendary monster to be removed.</p>
<p>	Department of Natural Resources spokesman Dan Baumann says a sculpture of Nessie is illegally obstructing and protruding out of the Chippewa River in Eau Claire and needs to be removed by the very individual who placed it there.</p>
<p>	The sculpture&#39;s father is a mystery, although a individual who anonymously emailed the Eau Claire Leader-Telegram on Thursday said it would be removed within 10 days.</p>
<p>Retailer Menards says it would like to acquire the guerrilla art and that the monster could make her home in retention ponds at the home improvement chain&#39;s Eau Claire property.</p>
<p>	The Loch Ness monster was first &quot;spotted&quot; at Loch Ness, a waterway some 15 kilometres south of Inverness, Scotland, in 1933.<br />
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		<title>Doomsday Units for Sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 00:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larry Hall, who is a Condo developer is already 1/4 sold out of upscale doomsday units he is building in an abandoned underground Cold War-era Atlas-F missile silo near Salina, Kan. He told an Agence France-Presse reporter in April that his 14-story structure would house seven floors of apartments ($1 million to $2 million each, [...]]]></description>
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<p>Larry Hall, who is a Condo developer is already 1/4 sold out of upscale <a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/doomsday-units">doomsday units</a> he is building in an abandoned underground Cold War-era Atlas-F missile silo near Salina, Kan. He told an Agence France-Presse reporter in April that his 14-story structure would house seven floors of apartments ($1 million to $2 million each, cash up front), with the rest devoted to dry food storage, filtered-water tanks and an indoor farm, which would raise fish and vegetables to sustain residents for five years.</p>
<p>The 9-foot-thick concrete walls (built to protect rockets from a Soviet nuclear attack) would be buttressed by entrance security to ward off the savages who were not wise enough to prepare against famine, meteors, nuclear war and the like. Hall said he expects to be sold out this year and begin work on another of the three silos he has options to buy.<br />
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		<title>Real Life Barbie?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 09:51:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MOST girls grow up playing with Barbie dolls. Some even wish to to seem like them. One 21-year-old has grown to be one, or so she claims. Valeria Lukyanova has become a web sensation in her home country of Russia, claiming on her blog to be the most famed girl on the Russian-language internet. Her [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/real-life-barbie/real-life-barbie" rel="attachment wp-att-1361" style="" target="" title=""><img alt="" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1361" height="300" src="http://www.absurdstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Real-Life-Barbie-274x300.jpg" style="margin: 10px;" title="Real Life Barbie" width="274" /></a>MOST ladies grow up playing with Barbie dolls. Some even wish to to look like them. One 21-year-old has grown to be one, or so she claims.</p>
<p>	Valeria Lukyanova has grown to be an internet sensation in her home country of Russia, claiming on her blog to be the most famed girl on the Russian-language internet.</p>
<p>	Her doll-like features, long blonde hair and &lsquo;perfect&rsquo; body resulted in her look like a real life Barbie.</p>
<p>	Horrified viewers have slammed the girl over her looks. One commented: She appears not merely ugly, yet insane whilst one more wrote: &quot;A girl with completely perfect features is reall a bit boring woman.&quot;</p>
<p>	Others have been kinder to the blonde beauty. One asked: &quot;Isn&#39;t it an unhealthy obsession searching to look like a Barbie doll&quot;</p>
<p>	But the large query continues to be unanswered: Is Valeria real or is this just a bit of an elaborate Photoshop hoax?</p>
<p>	More &quot;normal&quot; photos of her are on her Facebook page and are of the 21-year-old wearing significantly much less of make-up suggesting she does exists.<br />
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		<title>Daughter Picks Winning Lottery Ticket</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 02:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The number of &#34;Ways of ruining your kids lives&#34; is about a trillion miles long, and somewhere between &#34;reading bedtime stories too scary&#34; and &#34;comparing kids&#34; there is this cracker: have your kids select winning lottery numbers &#160; Because for Afsheen Ahsan, this actually worked. Her 2-year-old daughter, Anaya Hussein, put her hands on a [...]]]></description>
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<p>The mirade of &quot;Ways of ruining your kids lives&quot; is about a trillion miles long, and mixed in the middle of &quot;reading bedtime stories too scary&quot; and &quot;comparing kids&quot; there is this gem: have your child <a href="http://lotterytips.com.au/">choose winning lottery numbers</a></p>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Because for Afsheen Ahsan, this actually worked. Her 2-year-old daughter, Anaya Hussein, put her hands on a lottery ticket, so she purchased it. And of course IT WON $1 million.&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Afsheen reports the only reason I purchased that lottery ticket was because Anaya touched it. &quot;If she had not touched it, I would not have taken it. She is lucky.&quot; So now this is going to sit over Anaya&#39;s head for the rest of your life? She is a lucky charm! We now wonder if Anaya will work more miracles for her parents? &quot;Anaya, do it again! Choose the Powerball for me!&quot; &quot;Anaya, which pair of socks that I wear today? You pick for me, you are Lucky!&quot;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Luck is a scary thing to hang in a child, because they have absolutely no control over it. This may be the only lucky thing Anaya touches the rest of her life but it still too much pressure. What if your parents start expecting great things from Anaya?&nbsp;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>What a strange thing for her to grow up with, always knowing that your family receives $ 30,000 in free income just because she happened to give a lottery ticket at random pat. I think parents should just leave it outside. It has a nice story for adults, but it is too much for the child.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Have you ever let your kids <a href="http://lotterytips.com.au/">choose winning lottery numbers</a>?</div>
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		<title>Humans Lifetime Food Consumption</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 09:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Absurd Stories</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[During your lifetime, you&#39;ll eat about 60,000 pounds of food. That&#39;s the weight of about 6 elephants.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>During your lifetime, you&#39;ll eat about 60,000 pounds of food. That&#39;s the weight of about 6 elephants.</p>
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		<title>Facebook mums have school yard fight</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2012 11:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Absurd Stories</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is not strange for a school fight to be started due to Facebook &#8211; except, perhaps, when the people involved are two grown adults and mothers at that. The mothers of the children from a British school, were tiffing on facebook about a upcoming children&#39;s party, and could not settle the argument so they [...]]]></description>
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<p>It is not unusual for a school fight to be started due to <a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/category/absurd-facebook">Facebook</a> &#8211; except, perhaps, when the organizers are two adults and mothers at that.</p>
<p>The mothers of the children from a British school, were arguing online about a upcoming children&#39;s party, and could not settle the argument so they agreed to meet outside their children&#39;s school after dropping their children off. The mothers fought at 9 am but was quickly stopped by local bobbies. Shame they did not decide to fight in <a href="http://dreamy.com.au">lingerie</a>.</p>
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		<title>Vampire Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 11:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Absurd Stories</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tattoo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the stunning face of &#34;The Vampire Woman&#34; Maria Jose Cristerna &#8211; who takes the trend for body art to a completely new dimension. &#160; The tattoo artist and trained lawyer has displayed her scary appearance in an exhibition of tattoos in the northeastern city of Monterrey recently. &#160; She says she was inked [...]]]></description>
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<div>This is the stunning face of &quot;The Vampire Woman&quot; Maria Jose Cristerna &#8211; who takes the idea for body art to a entirely new dimension.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>The <a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/tag/tattoo">tattoo</a> artist and university trained solicitor has displayed her scary look in an exhibition of tattoos in the northeastern city of Monterrey recently.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>She says she was inked after suffering domestic violence, adding: &quot;The tattoos were a form of liberation for me.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>&quot;My family was and is deeply Catholic. I studied at a religious school, I fell in love, got married at age 17, followed a career. I wanted to make things right.&quot;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Maria says that constant beatings and abuse in the home created this reinvention and led to the inking of almost all of her body.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Maria has also added multiple piercings on her face and titanium implants to create &quot;horned&quot; look beneath the skin at the temples and forehead.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>The mother of four, 35, has even had dental implants to create &quot;fangs&quot; to complete your look &#8211; but says that she still lives a &quot;normal life&quot;.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Maria said: &quot;The horns I have are a symbol of strength and implanted without anesthesia, the fangs were done because I loved vampires as a little girl and I changed the color of my eyes to be what I want them to be. &quot;.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>And yet the transformation is still not complete &#8211; she plans to have more titanium implants added to the back of her head.</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>She said: &quot;The tattoo is my way of being immortal, of really being a vampire and not dying &#8211; so I quit my job and put tattoos on other people.&quot;</div>
<div>&nbsp;</div>
<div>Read about the&nbsp;<a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/worlds-most-tattooed-man">Worlds most Tattooed Man</a>&nbsp;or the&nbsp;<a href="http://www.absurdstories.com/most-tattooed-senior-citizen">Most Tattooed Senior Citizen</a></div>
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		<title>Spiders Overtake Australian City</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2012 06:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Absurd Stories</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just like a scene out of &#34;Arachnophobia&#34;, local spiders have covered in silk an Australian town to reach higher ground. The intense floods near the capital city of Melbourne has driven some 8,000 residents from their homes last week, but also sent millions of little spiders and their silk into local trees. &#160; The arachnids [...]]]></description>
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<p>Just like a scene out of &quot;Arachnophobia&quot;, spiders have silk covered an Australian city in an attempt to reach higher ground during the flood season.</p>
<div>Vast flooding near the capital city of Melbourne has pushed some 8,000 people from their principle residences last week, but also sent millions of little spiders and their silk into local shrubs.</div>
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<div>The spiders fleeing have left behind an unusual show: a sea of silk &#8211; and spiders &#8211; covering local farms and trees.</div>
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<div>&quot;Everything is silver. It&#39;s like snow in the trees &#8230;. Everything is silk,&quot; said resident Dennis Lane Melbourne ABC Sydney. &quot;Just at the bottom of the hill from my place, the trees are covered with them. There are just all walk out of the water &nbsp;and&#8230;.. They were heading my way.&quot;</div>
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<div>The wolf spiders, are common and relatively harmless spiders, they can cast a single silk thread to &quot;balloon&quot; themselves over long distances, according to Discovery News. Since millions of them are trying to escape the rising waters, it almost seems that they weave a giant cobweb over the city &#8211; but Discovery News notes that previous reports that called them webs are described as inaccurate.</div>
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